The Adventures of Maestro

strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

ghirahim:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

howtoskinatiger:

grazie-arigato:

ハムスター速報

This is a Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus), a small species of antelope. They primarily live in mountainous areas, and it’s hooves are designed like that to allow it to stand on even the tiniest outcrop of rock. 

its on its widdle tippy toes

the underside of their hooves is also quite rubbery and allows for better grip— it’s reported they can land safely on rock as wide as a dime.
also they mate for life and always stay by their mate. one will keep watch while another eats and are generally the cutest little things

ghirahim:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

howtoskinatiger:

grazie-arigato:

ハムスター速報

This is a Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus), a small species of antelope. They primarily live in mountainous areas, and it’s hooves are designed like that to allow it to stand on even the tiniest outcrop of rock. 

its on its widdle tippy toes

the underside of their hooves is also quite rubbery and allows for better grip— it’s reported they can land safely on rock as wide as a dime.

also they mate for life and always stay by their mate. one will keep watch while another eats and are generally the cutest little things

jabberwockypie:

catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

Yes. Good.

This is important.

miguelmarquezoutside:

Park sign installed today.

soyouspoopy:

Omg I’m DYIIIING.

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen one of these comics that didn’t make me cry. 

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

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Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.

thefuzzydave:

What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

i-really-like-her-mane:

found at b&n

i-really-like-her-mane:

found at b&n

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

useless-swedenfacts:

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

ellenightgaunt:

ryo-maybe:

sixpenceee:

123D Catch is an I-Phone and Android App that allows you to create 3D models by taking a bunch of pictures from various directions. These models can later be 3D printed. (Website)

Y O U    W O U L D N ’ T    D O W N L O A D    A    P E R S O N

please don’t use this for dick pics.

kada-bura:

Guys do you remember the old school animator vs animation videos? The creator just put the fourth one up 3 years later and I’m in awe. 

tangledaxon:

staceythinx:

Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova 

This is breathtaking.